Three packs. Zero quotes.
Fixed prices, so you know exactly what you’re paying before we start. No site visit, no “I’ll have to check with my supplier”, no surprises. Pick the one that fits where your business is now.
The Trade MarksEvery trade
£995 + VAT or 6 × £166
Done in 48 hours
Quicker than waiting in for a delivery.
- Two logo concepts
- Primary logo and icon
- Colours and fonts
- One-page usage guide
- Social profile image and banner
For: Just gone it alone and the logo’s currently your name in Arial.
I’ll have the StarterThe Trade MarksEvery trade
£1,795 + VAT or 6 × £299
Ready in 5 days
The one everyone orders. Brown sauce optional.
- Everything in the Starter
- Van livery design for your make and model (printing + fitting quoted separately)
- Full logo suite and guidelines
- Business cards
- Social templates
- Two rounds of changes
For: On the road, busy, and your van’s still white.
Full English, pleaseThe Trade MarksEvery trade
£2,995 + VAT or 6 × £499
Live in 2–3 weeks
Everything. The full fit-out. Snagging included.
- Everything in The Full English
- Website showing 4–6 of your jobs
- Domain and hosting for year one
- Set up so customers can enquire
For: Ready to take on a lad and stop doing quotes at 10pm.
Give me The WorksEverything on the plate.
Ticks and crosses, no small print. Printing, vinyl and fitting are extra because they depend on your van, and we’re not about to guess what a Transit costs to wrap.
| What’s on the plate | 01 Starter for Ten Starter Brand | 02 The Full English Brand + Van Design Most ordered | 03 The Works Brand + Van Design + Website |
|---|---|---|---|
| Logo concepts | 2 | 3 | 3 |
| Primary logo and icon | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Full logo suite | – | ✓ | ✓ |
| Colours and fonts | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Brand guidelines | 1-page guide | Full guidelines | Full guidelines |
| Social profile image and banner | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Social media templates | – | ✓ | ✓ |
| Business cards | – | ✓ | ✓ |
| Van livery design (printing + fitting quoted separately) | – | ✓ | ✓ |
| Van file ready for your sign shop | Logo files | ✓ | ✓ |
| Rounds of changes | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Website showing 4–6 jobs | Add for £1,500 | Add for £1,500 | ✓ |
| Domain and hosting, year one | – | – | ✓ |
| Clipart spanners | None | None | Still none |
| Turnaround | 48 hours | 5 days | 2–3 weeks |
| Price (+ VAT) | £995 | £1,795 | £2,995 |
| Or monthly | 6 × £166 | 6 × £299 | 6 × £499 |
| Book it | Book it | Book it |
Everything, at one fixed price.
No extras sneaking in at the end. This is what lands in your inbox, ready for the printer, the signwriter and your socials.
Sides and specials.
Website
£1,500 + VAT
Add it to the Starter or The Full English, now or later. Shows off 4–6 of your best jobs and gets customers enquiring while you’re up a ladder.
Care plan
£95 a month
Start it from day one. We keep your website up to date with new jobs, case studies and info, so it never goes stale. Like a boiler service, but nobody has to move the cat. Cancel with a month’s notice.
Something bigger?
Brand development, guidelines, proposals, reports and presentations for established trade, construction and property firms.
Email usEvery trade gets its own mixtape.
Same packs, same prices, but named and coloured for your trade. Because a plumber’s pack called “The Works” is fine, but “Under Pressure” is better.
The Trade MarksPlumbing + heating
The Trade MarksElectricians
The Trade MarksBuilders
The Trade MarksBricklayers
The Trade MarksCarpenters
The Trade MarksRoofers
| Trade | 01 · Starter | 02 · Brand + Van Design | 03 · The lot |
|---|---|---|---|
| Plumbing + heating | ♫ Waterfalls | ♫ Under Pressure | ♫ The Flood |
| Electricians | ♫ Electric Feel | ♫ Electric Avenue | ♫ Thunderstruck |
| Builders | ♫ Foundations | ♫ Build Me Up Buttercup | ♫ We Built This City |
| Bricklayers | ♫ Wonderwall | ♫ Brick House | ♫ Another Brick in the Wall |
| Carpenters | ♫ Knock on Wood | ♫ Norwegian Wood | ♫ Under the Boardwalk |
| Roofers | ♫ Up on the Roof | ♫ On Top of the World | ♫ Higher Ground |
| Plasterers | ♫ Smooth | ♫ Flawless | ♫ Smooth Criminal |
| Decorators | ♫ A Whiter Shade of Pale | ♫ Yellow | ♫ True Colours |
| Landscapers | ♫ Green Green Grass | ♫ Octopus’s Garden | ♫ Welcome to the Jungle |
| Scaffolders | ♫ Reach | ♫ Stairway to Heaven | ♫ The Climb |
| Flooring | ♫ These Boots Are Made for Walkin’ | ♫ Walk This Way | ♫ Dancing on the Ceiling |
| Tilers | ♫ Hip to Be Square | ♫ Shine | ♫ Walking on Sunshine |
Flexible on payment.
Pay 50/50
Half when we start, half when your files land. Like you’d ask of a customer.
Or spread it over 6 months
Same price, six equal monthly payments. Less than most lads spend on bacon rolls.
Claim it back
Branding’s usually an allowable business expense. Your accountant will confirm. Or sigh. Either way.
From form to finished.
- 01
Get in touch
Fill in the form. Less effort than finding the stopcock. We email the details back the same day.
- 02
Questionnaire or a chat
Whichever suits. Fill it in on your lunch or we’ll have a natter. First 50% (or first monthly payment) is due here.
- 03
We do the clever bit
Concepts, two rounds of changes, sign-off. All on your phone. No meetings in a glass box.
- 04
Out on the road
Files go to you and your sign shop. Final 50% due. Then enjoy the neighbours’ faces.
Straight answers. Mostly.
Can I claim it against tax?
Usually, yes. Branding’s a marketing cost, so it’s normally an allowable expense, and VAT-registered businesses can reclaim the VAT. Ask your accountant though. We draw logos, not tax returns.
Does the package include wrapping my van?
No, and we’d rather tell you now than on the invoice. Your package includes the van livery design. Printing and fitting are quoted separately, because a Caddy and a Luton aren’t the same job. Once your design’s approved, we’ll introduce you to our recommended supplier or help arrange a quote.
Is that really the whole price?
Yes. Fixed price. No “it’ll be about…” followed by a sharp intake of breath. Printing, vinyl and fitting sit outside it because they depend on your van.
Can I add the website later?
Course you can. It’s £1,500 + VAT on its own, whenever you’re ready.
Do I have to pay the £95 a month?
No. The care plan’s optional. You can start it straight away so we keep adding your latest jobs and updates to the website, and cancel with a month’s notice. No contract, no small print, no bloke called Gary ringing you about it.
Can you work with my signwriter?
Yes. You get every file a printer or signwriter could ask for, in the formats they expect. They’ll like us. Everyone does.
What files do I end up with?
Vector files and print-ready formats for the lot: logo, van, cards and socials. You own all of it. Frame it if you like.
My nephew said he could do it for fifty quid.
He probably could. And it’ll look like it. Template and AI logos get reused by hundreds of firms, and a cut-price logo says cut-price job, even when your work isn’t.
Will you put a spanner in my logo?
No. Not a spanner, a tap, a lightning bolt or a little house with a roof on it. We’ve got standards.
Pick your pack.
Tell us which one and a bit about your business. We’ll email everything over the same day. Faster than a callback from a roofer. (Love you, roofers.)