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Plasterers · Essex + Suffolk

Flawless walls. Lumpy logo?

You leave every wall smooth enough to see your face in. Your brand should be just as clean, and a lot more memorable.

★★★★★ BM Plumbing + Heating: 5.0 from 44 reviews. Different trade, same result.

Free brand check · No strings

Send us your van. We’ll be honest. Gently.

Upload a photo of your van, logo or card. Three honest fixes back within a working day. Free.

Rather send it from the van? WhatsApp it to 07837 360357. Privacy policy

No trowels. No hawk clipart. No splat logos. Smooth finish. Readable at 30mph. Ready for the big refurbs

The plastering mixtape

Three packs. All bangers.

Same fixed prices as every trade, but named for plasterers. Pick your track.

The Trade MarksPlasterers

01Smooth
Starter Brand

£995 + VAT or 6 × £166

Done in 48 hours

Just gone out on your own? Get a smooth start in 48 hours.

  • Two logo concepts
  • Primary logo and icon
  • Colours and fonts
  • Social profile image and banner
Go Smooth
Most booked by plasterers

The Trade MarksPlasterers

02Flawless
Brand + Van Design

£1,795 + VAT or 6 × £299

Ready in 5 days

Van, cards and socials that make your finish the first thing people see.

  • Everything in Smooth
  • Van livery design for your make and model (printing + fitting quoted separately)
  • Before-and-after post templates
  • Business cards and social templates
  • Two rounds of changes
Be Flawless

The Trade MarksPlasterers

03Smooth Criminal
Brand + Van Design + Website

£2,995 + VAT or 6 × £499

Live in 2–3 weeks

Brand, van and a website full of before-and-afters.

  • Everything in Flawless
  • Website showing 4–6 of your jobs
  • Domain and hosting for year one
  • Set up so customers can enquire
Go Smooth Criminal
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Every plastering track, side by side.

Ticks and crosses, no small print. Printing and fitting are quoted separately because they depend on your vehicle.

What’s in each pack
The tracklist01
Smooth
Starter Brand
02
Flawless
Brand + Van Design
Most booked
03
Smooth Criminal
Brand + Van Design + Website
Logo concepts233
Primary logo and icon✓✓✓
Full logo suite–✓✓
Colours and fonts✓✓✓
Brand guidelines1-page guideFull guidelinesFull guidelines
Social profile image and banner✓✓✓
Social media templates–✓✓
Business cards–✓✓
Van livery design (printing + fitting quoted separately)–✓✓
Van file ready for your sign shopLogo files✓✓
Rounds of changes122
Website showing 4–6 jobsAdd for £1,500Add for £1,500✓
Domain and hosting, year one––✓
Clipart spannersNoneNoneStill none
Turnaround48 hours5 days2–3 weeks
Price (+ VAT)£995£1,795£2,995
Or monthly6 × £1666 × £2996 × £499
Exhibit A

Not plasterers. Same standards.

The Mils are decorators who wanted premium clients. We gave them an Art Deco monogram that’s closer to an interiors brand than a trade logo. Five years on, it’s unchanged and award-winning. Plaster deserves the same.

The Mils van
Built for plasterers

Stuff only a plasterer would care about.

Before-and-after templates

Your best walls, shown off properly on socials.

A van as clean as your finish

No splats, no drips, no clipart trowel.

Domestic and commercial

Homeowners, developers and shopfitters. One brand that covers it.

Workwear that survives

Simple marks that still look sharp after a dusty day.

How it runs

Quick, painless, done on your phone.

  1. 01

    Get in touch

    Fill in the form. Less effort than finding the stopcock. We email the details back the same day.

  2. 02

    Questionnaire or a chat

    Whichever suits. Fill it in on your lunch or we’ll have a natter. First 50% (or first monthly payment) is due here.

  3. 03

    We do the clever bit

    Concepts, two rounds of changes, sign-off. All on your phone. No meetings in a glass box.

  4. 04

    Out on the road

    Files go to you and your sign shop. Final 50% due. Then enjoy the neighbours’ faces.

FAQ

Straight answers.

Does the package include wrapping my van?

No, and we’d rather tell you now than on the invoice. Your package includes the van livery design. Printing and fitting are quoted separately, because a Caddy and a Luton aren’t the same job. Once your design’s approved, we’ll introduce you to our recommended supplier or help arrange a quote.

Can I claim it against tax?

Usually, yes. Branding’s a marketing cost, so it’s normally an allowable expense, and VAT-registered businesses can reclaim the VAT. Ask your accountant though. We draw logos, not tax returns.

Is that really the whole price?

Yes. Fixed price. No “it’ll be about…” followed by a sharp intake of breath. Printing, vinyl and fitting sit outside it because they depend on your van.

Will it work for rendering too?

Yes. One brand covers plastering, rendering and anything else you add later. We design it so you’re not boxed in.

Can you work with my signwriter?

Yes. You get every file a printer or signwriter could ask for, in the formats they expect. They’ll like us. Everyone does.

Will you put a spanner in my logo?

No. Not a spanner, a tap, a lightning bolt or a little house with a roof on it. We’ve got standards.

Smooth it over.

Tell us which pack and we’ll email everything over the same day.

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