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Plumbing + heating · Essex + Suffolk

Boilers are about to break. Is your brand ready?

Come November, half of Essex will be Googling “emergency plumber near me”. Make sure they pick you, not the bloke with the clipart tap.

★★★★★ BM Plumbing + Heating: 5.0 from 44 reviews. Just saying.

Free brand check · No strings

Send us your van. We’ll be honest. Gently.

Upload a photo of your van, logo or card. Three honest fixes back within a working day. Free.

Rather send it from the van? WhatsApp it to 07837 360357. Privacy policy

No water drops. No taps. No little houses. No flames. Gas Safe badge placed properly. Readable at 30mph. Ready before the cold snap

The plumbing mixtape

Three packs. All bangers.

Same fixed prices as every trade, but named for plumbers. Pick your track.

The Trade MarksPlumbing + heating

01Waterfalls
Starter Brand

£995 + VAT or 6 × £166

Done in 48 hours

Just gone self-employed and the bills are already landing.

  • Two logo concepts
  • Primary logo and icon
  • Colours and fonts
  • Social profile image and banner
Go chasing Waterfalls
Most booked by plumbers

The Trade MarksPlumbing + heating

02Under Pressure
Brand + Van Design

£1,795 + VAT or 6 × £299

Ready in 5 days

Get noticed on the A120 before the first cold snap.

  • Everything in Waterfalls
  • Van livery design for your make and model (printing + fitting quoted separately)
  • Gas Safe badge placed properly
  • Business cards and social templates
  • Two rounds of changes
Handle the Pressure

The Trade MarksPlumbing + heating

03The Flood
Brand + Van Design + Website

£2,995 + VAT or 6 × £499

Live in 2–3 weeks

The full flow. Brand, van and a website that brings the boiler jobs in.

  • Everything in Under Pressure
  • Website showing 4–6 of your jobs
  • Domain and hosting for year one
  • Set up so customers can enquire
Bring on The Flood
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Every plumbing track, side by side.

Ticks and crosses, no small print. Printing and fitting are quoted separately because they depend on your vehicle.

What’s in each pack
The tracklist01
Waterfalls
Starter Brand
02
Under Pressure
Brand + Van Design
Most booked
03
The Flood
Brand + Van Design + Website
Logo concepts233
Primary logo and icon✓✓✓
Full logo suite–✓✓
Colours and fonts✓✓✓
Brand guidelines1-page guideFull guidelinesFull guidelines
Social profile image and banner✓✓✓
Social media templates–✓✓
Business cards–✓✓
Van livery design (printing + fitting quoted separately)–✓✓
Van file ready for your sign shopLogo files✓✓
Rounds of changes122
Website showing 4–6 jobsAdd for £1,500Add for £1,500✓
Domain and hosting, year one––✓
Clipart spannersNoneNoneStill none
Turnaround48 hours5 days2–3 weeks
Price (+ VAT)£995£1,795£2,995
Or monthly6 × £1666 × £2996 × £499
Exhibit A

Brendan went it alone. We made sure it didn’t look like it.

New business, his own name, and a radiator hidden in the logo that only plumbers spot. Now 5.0 from 44 reviews.

BM Plumbing + Heating van
Built for plumbers

Stuff only a plumber would care about.

Gas Safe, front and centre

Placed properly on the van, not lost next to a cartoon flame.

A number you can read at 30mph

Because nobody’s pulling over on the A12 to squint at it.

No water drops. Ever.

There are enough of those to fill a reservoir.

Workwear that matches

Look the same in a customer’s kitchen as you do on the road.

How it runs

Quick, painless, done on your phone.

  1. 01

    Get in touch

    Fill in the form. Less effort than finding the stopcock. We email the details back the same day.

  2. 02

    Questionnaire or a chat

    Whichever suits. Fill it in on your lunch or we’ll have a natter. First 50% (or first monthly payment) is due here.

  3. 03

    We do the clever bit

    Concepts, two rounds of changes, sign-off. All on your phone. No meetings in a glass box.

  4. 04

    Out on the road

    Files go to you and your sign shop. Final 50% due. Then enjoy the neighbours’ faces.

FAQ

Straight answers.

Does the package include wrapping my van?

No, and we’d rather tell you now than on the invoice. Your package includes the van livery design. Printing and fitting are quoted separately, because a Caddy and a Luton aren’t the same job. Once your design’s approved, we’ll introduce you to our recommended supplier or help arrange a quote.

Can I claim it against tax?

Usually, yes. Branding’s a marketing cost, so it’s normally an allowable expense, and VAT-registered businesses can reclaim the VAT. Ask your accountant though. We draw logos, not tax returns.

Is that really the whole price?

Yes. Fixed price. No “it’ll be about…” followed by a sharp intake of breath. Printing, vinyl and fitting sit outside it because they depend on your van.

Can you have it done before winter?

Waterfalls is done in 48 hours. Under Pressure takes about five days. The Flood two to three weeks. So yes, if you book now. Not if you book in January.

Can you work with my signwriter?

Yes. You get every file a printer or signwriter could ask for, in the formats they expect. They’ll like us. Everyone does.

Will you put a spanner in my logo?

No. Not a spanner, a tap, a lightning bolt or a little house with a roof on it. We’ve got standards.

Don’t leave it till the first frost.

Five slots left before December. Tell us which pack and we’ll email everything over today.

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