Come November, half of Essex will be Googling “emergency plumber near me”. Make sure they pick you, not the bloke with the clipart tap.
★★★★★ BM Plumbing + Heating: 5.0 from 44 reviews. Just saying.
Same fixed prices as every trade, but named for plumbers. Pick your track.
The Trade MarksPlumbing + heating
£995 + VAT or 6 × £166
Done in 48 hours
Just gone self-employed and the bills are already landing.
The Trade MarksPlumbing + heating
£1,795 + VAT or 6 × £299
Ready in 5 days
Get noticed on the A120 before the first cold snap.
The Trade MarksPlumbing + heating
£2,995 + VAT or 6 × £499
Live in 2–3 weeks
The full flow. Brand, van and a website that brings the boiler jobs in.
Ticks and crosses, no small print. Printing and fitting are quoted separately because they depend on your vehicle.
| The tracklist | 01 Waterfalls Starter Brand | 02 Under Pressure Brand + Van Design Most booked | 03 The Flood Brand + Van Design + Website |
|---|---|---|---|
| Logo concepts | 2 | 3 | 3 |
| Primary logo and icon | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Full logo suite | – | ✓ | ✓ |
| Colours and fonts | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Brand guidelines | 1-page guide | Full guidelines | Full guidelines |
| Social profile image and banner | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Social media templates | – | ✓ | ✓ |
| Business cards | – | ✓ | ✓ |
| Van livery design (printing + fitting quoted separately) | – | ✓ | ✓ |
| Van file ready for your sign shop | Logo files | ✓ | ✓ |
| Rounds of changes | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| Website showing 4–6 jobs | Add for £1,500 | Add for £1,500 | ✓ |
| Domain and hosting, year one | – | – | ✓ |
| Clipart spanners | None | None | Still none |
| Turnaround | 48 hours | 5 days | 2–3 weeks |
| Price (+ VAT) | £995 | £1,795 | £2,995 |
| Or monthly | 6 × £166 | 6 × £299 | 6 × £499 |
New business, his own name, and a radiator hidden in the logo that only plumbers spot. Now 5.0 from 44 reviews.

Placed properly on the van, not lost next to a cartoon flame.
Because nobody’s pulling over on the A12 to squint at it.
There are enough of those to fill a reservoir.
Look the same in a customer’s kitchen as you do on the road.
Fill in the form. Less effort than finding the stopcock. We email the details back the same day.
Whichever suits. Fill it in on your lunch or we’ll have a natter. First 50% (or first monthly payment) is due here.
Concepts, two rounds of changes, sign-off. All on your phone. No meetings in a glass box.
Files go to you and your sign shop. Final 50% due. Then enjoy the neighbours’ faces.
No, and we’d rather tell you now than on the invoice. Your package includes the van livery design. Printing and fitting are quoted separately, because a Caddy and a Luton aren’t the same job. Once your design’s approved, we’ll introduce you to our recommended supplier or help arrange a quote.
Usually, yes. Branding’s a marketing cost, so it’s normally an allowable expense, and VAT-registered businesses can reclaim the VAT. Ask your accountant though. We draw logos, not tax returns.
Yes. Fixed price. No “it’ll be about…” followed by a sharp intake of breath. Printing, vinyl and fitting sit outside it because they depend on your van.
Waterfalls is done in 48 hours. Under Pressure takes about five days. The Flood two to three weeks. So yes, if you book now. Not if you book in January.
Yes. You get every file a printer or signwriter could ask for, in the formats they expect. They’ll like us. Everyone does.
No. Not a spanner, a tap, a lightning bolt or a little house with a roof on it. We’ve got standards.
Five slots left before December. Tell us which pack and we’ll email everything over today.