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Carpentry + joinery · Essex + Suffolk

Measure twice. Brand once.

You’re precise about every joint. Your logo should be just as considered, and nowhere near a clipart saw.

“The branding looks amazing. It’s exactly the smart, professional style I was looking for.” Brad Watts, Watts Carpentry

Free brand check · No strings

Send us your van. We’ll be honest. Gently.

Upload a photo of your van, logo or card. Three honest fixes back within a working day. Free.

Rather send it from the van? WhatsApp it to 07837 360357. Privacy policy

No saws. No hammers. No wood-grain clipart. Est. dates that mean something. Built to last. Square and true

The carpentry mixtape

Three packs. All bangers.

Same fixed prices as every trade, but named for carpenters. Pick your track.

The Trade MarksCarpentry + joinery

01Knock on Wood
Starter Brand

£995 + VAT or 6 × £166

Done in 48 hours

A brand that looks established, even if the workshop’s new.

  • Two logo concepts
  • Primary logo and icon
  • Colours and fonts
  • Social profile image and banner
Book Knock on Wood
Most booked by carpenters

The Trade MarksCarpentry + joinery

02Norwegian Wood
Brand + Van Design

£1,795 + VAT or 6 × £299

Ready in 5 days

Van and site boards that turn every job into an advert.

  • Everything in Knock on Wood
  • Van livery design for your make and model (printing + fitting quoted separately)
  • Site board design
  • Business cards and social templates
  • Two rounds of changes
Go Norwegian Wood

The Trade MarksCarpentry + joinery

03Under the Boardwalk
Brand + Van Design + Website

£2,995 + VAT or 6 × £499

Live in 2–3 weeks

Brand, van and a website showing off your garden rooms and staircases.

  • Everything in Norwegian Wood
  • Website showing 4–6 of your jobs
  • Domain and hosting for year one
  • Set up so customers can enquire
Go Under the Boardwalk
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Every carpentry track, side by side.

Ticks and crosses, no small print. Printing and fitting are quoted separately because they depend on your vehicle.

What’s in each pack
The tracklist01
Knock on Wood
Starter Brand
02
Norwegian Wood
Brand + Van Design
Most booked
03
Under the Boardwalk
Brand + Van Design + Website
Logo concepts233
Primary logo and icon✓✓✓
Full logo suite–✓✓
Colours and fonts✓✓✓
Brand guidelines1-page guideFull guidelinesFull guidelines
Social profile image and banner✓✓✓
Social media templates–✓✓
Business cards–✓✓
Van livery design (printing + fitting quoted separately)–✓✓
Van file ready for your sign shopLogo files✓✓
Rounds of changes122
Website showing 4–6 jobsAdd for £1,500Add for £1,500✓
Domain and hosting, year one––✓
Clipart spannersNoneNoneStill none
Turnaround48 hours5 days2–3 weeks
Price (+ VAT)£995£1,795£2,995
Or monthly6 × £1666 × £2996 × £499
Exhibit A

A carpentry identity with no tools in it.

Brad wanted Watts Carpentry + Construction to look established. A WC&C monogram split by four nails, a classic serif and “Est. 2017”. He’s since grown into garden rooms, oak frames and staircases across three counties, and the brand still fits.

Brad Watts on site
Built for carpenters

Stuff only a chippy would care about.

Site boards on every job

Every garden room you build advertises the next one.

A badge like a stamp of approval

Something you’d be proud to put on finished work.

One brand for every service

Joinery, garden rooms or staircases, it works for all of it.

Files your web designer can use

Everything organised and ready to hand over.

How it runs

Quick, painless, done on your phone.

  1. 01

    Get in touch

    Fill in the form. Less effort than finding the stopcock. We email the details back the same day.

  2. 02

    Questionnaire or a chat

    Whichever suits. Fill it in on your lunch or we’ll have a natter. First 50% (or first monthly payment) is due here.

  3. 03

    We do the clever bit

    Concepts, two rounds of changes, sign-off. All on your phone. No meetings in a glass box.

  4. 04

    Out on the road

    Files go to you and your sign shop. Final 50% due. Then enjoy the neighbours’ faces.

FAQ

Straight answers.

Does the package include wrapping my van?

No, and we’d rather tell you now than on the invoice. Your package includes the van livery design. Printing and fitting are quoted separately, because a Caddy and a Luton aren’t the same job. Once your design’s approved, we’ll introduce you to our recommended supplier or help arrange a quote.

Can I claim it against tax?

Usually, yes. Branding’s a marketing cost, so it’s normally an allowable expense, and VAT-registered businesses can reclaim the VAT. Ask your accountant though. We draw logos, not tax returns.

Is that really the whole price?

Yes. Fixed price. No “it’ll be about…” followed by a sharp intake of breath. Printing, vinyl and fitting sit outside it because they depend on your van.

I do joinery and construction. Will one brand cover both?

Yes. That’s the point. Watts went from joinery to garden rooms, oak frames and staircases without changing a thing.

Can you work with my signwriter?

Yes. You get every file a printer or signwriter could ask for, in the formats they expect. They’ll like us. Everyone does.

Will you put a spanner in my logo?

No. Not a spanner, a tap, a lightning bolt or a little house with a roof on it. We’ve got standards.

Measure twice. Book once.

Tell us which pack and we’ll email everything over the same day.

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