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Tilers · Essex + Suffolk

Perfect grout lines. Wonky logo?

People pick tilers for bathrooms and kitchens they’ll look at every day. They want someone precise. Your brand should look it.

★★★★★ BM Plumbing + Heating: 5.0 from 44 reviews. Different trade, same result.

Free brand check · No strings

Send us your van. We’ll be honest. Gently.

Upload a photo of your van, logo or card. Three honest fixes back within a working day. Free.

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No tile grids. No grout guns. No checkerboard logos. Straight lines only. Readable at 30mph. Bathrooms and kitchens

The tiling mixtape

Three packs. All bangers.

Same fixed prices as every trade, but named for tilers. Pick your track.

The Trade MarksTilers

01Hip to Be Square
Starter Brand

£995 + VAT or 6 × £166

Done in 48 hours

Just gone out on your own? Look precise from day one.

  • Two logo concepts
  • Primary logo and icon
  • Colours and fonts
  • Social profile image and banner
Get Square
Most booked by tilers

The Trade MarksTilers

02Shine
Brand + Van Design

£1,795 + VAT or 6 × £299

Ready in 5 days

Van, cards and socials that look as sharp as your lines.

  • Everything in Hip to Be Square
  • Van livery design for your make and model (printing + fitting quoted separately)
  • Before-and-after post templates
  • Business cards and social templates
  • Two rounds of changes
Make it Shine

The Trade MarksTilers

03Walking on Sunshine
Brand + Van Design + Website

£2,995 + VAT or 6 × £499

Live in 2–3 weeks

Brand, van and a website full of bathrooms worth bragging about.

  • Everything in Shine
  • Website showing 4–6 of your jobs
  • Domain and hosting for year one
  • Set up so customers can enquire
Go Walking on Sunshine
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Every tiling track, side by side.

Ticks and crosses, no small print. Printing and fitting are quoted separately because they depend on your vehicle.

What’s in each pack
The tracklist01
Hip to Be Square
Starter Brand
02
Shine
Brand + Van Design
Most booked
03
Walking on Sunshine
Brand + Van Design + Website
Logo concepts233
Primary logo and icon✓✓✓
Full logo suite–✓✓
Colours and fonts✓✓✓
Brand guidelines1-page guideFull guidelinesFull guidelines
Social profile image and banner✓✓✓
Social media templates–✓✓
Business cards–✓✓
Van livery design (printing + fitting quoted separately)–✓✓
Van file ready for your sign shopLogo files✓✓
Rounds of changes122
Website showing 4–6 jobsAdd for £1,500Add for £1,500✓
Domain and hosting, year one––✓
Clipart spannersNoneNoneStill none
Turnaround48 hours5 days2–3 weeks
Price (+ VAT)£995£1,795£2,995
Or monthly6 × £1666 × £2996 × £499
Exhibit A

Not tilers. Same floor.

Dennis + Son lay floors, and Luke wanted a brand that brought in better jobs. A French Bulldog silhouette, a high-contrast serif and heavyweight black cards. His words: “My clientele is more upmarket now.”

Dennis + Son business cards
Built for tilers

Stuff only a tiler would care about.

Before-and-after templates

A finished bathroom sells the next one. Show it off.

A van as neat as your lines

Clean, simple and readable from across the road.

Bathrooms, kitchens, commercial

One brand that covers the lot.

Showroom-ready

A professional look gets you on the showroom recommendation list.

How it runs

Quick, painless, done on your phone.

  1. 01

    Get in touch

    Fill in the form. Less effort than finding the stopcock. We email the details back the same day.

  2. 02

    Questionnaire or a chat

    Whichever suits. Fill it in on your lunch or we’ll have a natter. First 50% (or first monthly payment) is due here.

  3. 03

    We do the clever bit

    Concepts, two rounds of changes, sign-off. All on your phone. No meetings in a glass box.

  4. 04

    Out on the road

    Files go to you and your sign shop. Final 50% due. Then enjoy the neighbours’ faces.

FAQ

Straight answers.

Does the package include wrapping my van?

No, and we’d rather tell you now than on the invoice. Your package includes the van livery design. Printing and fitting are quoted separately, because a Caddy and a Luton aren’t the same job. Once your design’s approved, we’ll introduce you to our recommended supplier or help arrange a quote.

Can I claim it against tax?

Usually, yes. Branding’s a marketing cost, so it’s normally an allowable expense, and VAT-registered businesses can reclaim the VAT. Ask your accountant though. We draw logos, not tax returns.

Is that really the whole price?

Yes. Fixed price. No “it’ll be about…” followed by a sharp intake of breath. Printing, vinyl and fitting sit outside it because they depend on your van.

I work for bathroom fitters a lot. Is it worth it?

If you want your own customers, yes. A proper brand gets you recommended by showrooms and found by homeowners directly.

Can you work with my signwriter?

Yes. You get every file a printer or signwriter could ask for, in the formats they expect. They’ll like us. Everyone does.

Will you put a spanner in my logo?

No. Not a spanner, a tap, a lightning bolt or a little house with a roof on it. We’ve got standards.

Get it square.

Tell us which pack and we’ll email everything over the same day.

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